Sunday, April 7, 2013

An Anniversary—of Sorts


This is the blog post I intended to write last week but ran out of motivation. Four years ago on March 1, I suffered my first broken bone. I was making last minute preparations for hosting a Bible Study at my house and decided my tablecloth needed to be shaken. I headed for the back door, stepped out on the concrete step..the next thing I knew, I was sitting on icy concrete with a most excruciating pain in my ankle. Almost as bad as the pain was the memory of the internal crack I had heard as I fell.

I painfully inched my way backwards through the door. Fortunately, it had not shut.( I just now thought of that and shudder to think of how I might have frozen out on my own back doorstep until Dean finally realized I was missing. That would have been hypothermia piled upon shock!)

Dean finally heard my feeble yelps from the laundry room and I convinced him to call the ambulance as it hurt too much to hobble to the car. Once the EMTs arrived and got my leg stabilized, the pain stopped. Of course, I have a feeling that the prayers of my Bible Study group had a bearing on that.

The leg was x-rayed and casted at the ER and I saw the orthopedic surgeon at the end of the week.  After looking at the x-ray, her verdict was a spiral fracture. That meant surgery with a plate and screws holding the bone in place and no weight bearing on that ankle for six weeks. I can definitely state that anesthesia is a great thing and having it wear off is not so wonderful. That was one nasty pain. No doubt my friends who have had knee replacements would call me a wimp, but each to his own pain level!

I was not yet retired so I learned how to use a variety of  wheeled aids to get around: office chair, walker, and wheel chair. Heading for the restroom at the office was an interesting procedure. I would “scoot” my desk chair to the office door, retrieve my walker, hop to the wheelchair, climb in, fold up the walker on my lap and wheel myself down the hall. Then unfold the walker, get out of the chair, etc. 

Since I am the main cook in the household, we got to eat lots of fast food until my balance was good enough to move around the kitchen easily.  It’s surprising how difficult it is to move pans off burners, open oven doors and put in baking dishes, all while balancing on one leg.  It can actually be a challenge to chop an onion on a cutting board.

At the end of six weeks, the long screw was removed from the fracture so I could begin putting weight on that ankle. I opted to have it done with a local anesthetic. Not a good idea, particularly since an emergency occurred at the doctor’s office where the procedure was being done and the Lydocaine wore off before she could finish. The second shot wasn’t pleasant  and getting sewn up was DEFINTELY the worst part. I wish I could find that long screw—it was really impressive—I would say two inches in length, but of course, things like that grow in your memory--sort of like the fish that got away..  
 
The remaining hardware I carried around in my ankle are pictured here and were removed a year later. The doctor suggested I might want to make a wind chime out of the plate and screws but I haven’t yet managed to get that written  on Dean’s honey-do list.

I hope not to repeat any bone-breaking activities, but the healing of an “old bone” like mine is a very real testimony of the healing power God has built into our bodies. A friend and I were discussing how we take the normal function of our body parts so for granted—until we break an ankle or wrist, or need a knee or shoulder replaced.

One thing about it: if you like to shop, breaking a leg will help curb that desire quickly.L  

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